NERDY JOKES 1

Here are some of the Xkcd Jokes ! well the one i understood !

                                                                                                                                                             

             

 Thats it for now ! Will post some more soon !

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The Runaways !

The Runaways is due sometimes in April ! and I am looking forward for it ! not because of the cast but coz I LOVE ROCK N ROLL !

now casting of dakota fanning in slutty role is a great treat for all the CP fans out there and specially this guy

And Kirsten stewart still acts like she is deciding between a rock career and getting bitten by edward cullen (Which he does ! A middle finger for all the twilight fans out there _|_ )
Apart from this , i am posting the trailer of the runaways performing cherry bomb and actually performance of the runaways in japan in 1977 !
See the similarity between these two :

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Me real beauties: Cap’n Jack bans false breasts - Times Online

Me real beauties: Cap’n Jack bans false breasts - Times Online

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Me real beauties: Cap’n Jack bans false breasts - Times Online

Me real beauties: Cap’n Jack bans false breasts - Times Online

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Cyanide and happiness : My Favourite Pics 1

As the title goes :


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net



Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net




Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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RAGE photos Collection

Here lies some of the funniest rage photos ! 
this photo started it all !

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High End Games on Low End PC ?

Yes it is true ! Games are made on PC and they must be playable on not-very-up-to-date PC. I asked at a gaming forum about a problem i had in order to play Star wars Force Unleashed, and the smart ass replied that i will never gonna play any games if i don't buy the rig from this century. Well Sir, I must differ ! I know there comes a limit where you have no choice but to upgrade, and believe i still haven't reached that limit. That is the advantage of PC over console, you can customize your game performance (increase and decrease). I gonna post some major games i have played on my old rig, then i am going to post my PC specs.
The Hyperlink takes you to the wiki page or any other page which shows the minimum requirement.
Also win shows that i have to run in window mode, and con shows that it needs changes in config


Crysis [i know these games are old but i just cant miss it]


Gears of War

 Fifa 10

PES 2010

Crysis Warhead

Prototype

Assasin's Creed

H.A.W.X

Far Cry 2

Dead Space

section 8 [window]

Guitar Hero World Tour [Config file had to change resolution and disable physics] 

Resident Evil 5

Modern Warfare 2

Wolfenstien

Mass Effect [Window mode, detail level high]

Blacksite Area 51

And Finally Star Wars Force Unleashed The Sith Edition

Other games included Rainbow six, Stranglehold and games that i did not liked. However I was unable to run saboteur on XP, but i will get to that later. Here are my specs:

OS Name    Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate
System Manufacturer    Dell Inc.
System Model    OptiPlex GX280
System Type    X86-based PC
Processor    Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.20GHz, 3192 Mhz, 1 Core(s), 2 Logical Processor(s)
Installed Physical Memory (RAM)    2.00 GB
Total Physical Memory    2.00 GB



Name    ASUS EAH3450 Series
Adapter RAM    1024 MB
Resolution    1280 x 1024 x 60 hertz

And It does Supports Dx11.

The Force Unleashed, Blacksite and Mass effect were not playable with my specs. But i was surprised when I upgraded to Windows 7. Vista is memory hogging OS, but 7 is not. 7 is very efficient and with dx11 support give added advantage. So before you give up on good game and settle for console! try some of these tricks:

• update drivers, install catalyst and nvidia physx tools. 

• try to keep C: as much free as possible, also set your virtual memory in a drive that has free space. General rule of thumb is that Virtual memory should be twice your physical memory.

• If you cannot get your game to work that is black screen try lowering the resolution and running in window mode [i recommend 3d analyzer to force window mode] window mode can be change via config.ini file or similar found in either the game folder or documents and setting folder.

•  If game lags, try setting your 3d options to performance rather than quality [as in catalyst]

• Install latest patch for game bugs, and if you cannot start the game there is a possibility that you are using a bad crack

• In config files disable post processing, cloth rendering, dynamic shadows and motion blur - there may be more but you have compromise with quality gaming and with able to play !haha! no kidding try experimenting with enabling and disable and see where you get to enjoy the game and play as well. [Crysis without post processing is cruel]

• If get an error that d3d file or dx file not found it is because your directx version is not supported, you need to update it. 

If none of that helps try to search in forums , other than that try another game.

Mass Effect:
In windows 7, the fullscreen gives blackscreen, but in windowed mode it runs like a charm

Star Wars Force Unleashed:
This is very very buggy, and requires high specs, 25 GB disk space and a lot of crashing. But i finally got 40 - 50 fps very easily !!! Here is what you should do = go to documents and setting / username / appdata / local / config.xml , open it with wordpad, change the resolution to 640 x 480, low detail 1, cloth level 0
when in game change the costume to luke skywalker or any character with no dangling clothes, also decrease your fx and music volumes. the game now only lags when its memory leaks [which is coding fault] and can be fixed by patching it 1.1

Happy Gamings !!!

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Quantum Of Solace 007 review

of This is my first review of any game. This is not my most favorite game but it is good. Quantum of Solace 007 (pc) takes you through casino royale and quantum of solace movies. The game features several movie cut scenes where you get to fight the exact movie replicas. This review is hard cut, straight shooting stuff, if you want to know exact details click here for the wiki page on this game :P

Pros:
This game is built on IW engine (infinity ward). Modern warfare 1 and 2 are built on this engine. The graphics look awesome. QoS features more destructible environment than Modern Warfare 2 did IMO.
The likeness of characters are awesome, daniel craig, eva green (hmmm) and olga look very real. AI is pretty good, the health regenerate system is also good and cover fire and blind fire. There are few stealthy tricks that james bond can perform. Overall the game features alot of gun fight, destruction, fire explosion and close combat.

 

  

  

  

  

CONS:

The first is there are few stealthy tricks. I mean Activision confused James Bond with John Rambo ? Although the game is based solely on movie, the fighting gameplay is monotonous (except for few missions), the weapon variety is limited. Another disappointment is that in this game MI6 is going through financial crisis, they were unable to provide James Bond with single gadget ? No laser watch, remote controlled car and women seducing lotions !!! 

Dont be a douche, buy the dvd = James Bond 007: Quantum of Solace

One thing kept me playing through out the game : 

EVA GREEN !!!

Here is real picture of eva green for all non nerds :)

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swift launched swiftly

Yet another car from pak Suzuki Motors. 1300cc monster in a hachback vehical is totaly a new concept specially in Pakistan local car industry. Exterior is more looked influenced by Totyota Vitz but still lacked in case of interior. Prising is just under one million which feels to me is still higer... what do say about price? 

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The Art of Being Drunk

Many times a few friends do ask me what alcohol is like ? what it feels like ? why people drink it ? how does people lose control !!!
Well let me start by saying this ! Dont believe the hype ! it does not taste like pepsi, and definately not like nestle juice. Unless you mix it up with some drinks. It burns down the throat, gives nasuea and makes you look stupid.
But still people drink and they end up like this



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Passing Out is fun, but not for the person in question !!

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And if you are racist and pass out this happens

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All the drunk ppl want is the dizzyness, numbness and little by little destruction of their liver and brain, Many are motivated by some classic songs like

	Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

So there you go ! people drink alcohol to get good long and worry free sleep :p People lose control when they drink too much ! and the bad taste of alcohol is not worth all the aftermath !

So there is an better option :p

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Here are some more pics !!!

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The Best of All !

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Remember you see it first on Wisdom of Force Blogspot !!

As Tradition anyone who disagrees or dont give a damn, here is something :

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